Doom Doom Doom!

That’s right.  It’s time for DOOM!  This isn’t doom because consumers are spending less and probably buying things that are actually worth buying.  This isn’t doom because stocks have returned to a somewhat realistic valuation.  This isn’t your grandfathers’ doom delivered by shiny booted, goosestepping, little dudes with silly mustaches.  This is the doom that comes from a media and a bunch of “achievers” who have their heads so far up their collective tards that, well, for some reason someone is paying them money for their brilliant-ness.

If there is a clear sign that you’re fucked it is because these people are still  employed.  Until they get the boot and are sitting somewhere spending their untold amounts of stashed in foreign safe house money, you’re DOOMED.  You’ve got people who were consistently wrong for at least 5 years still doing their same job.

Let me paint a picture for you.  Genius these days is not the guy who can create a product, market it, sell it, and create business, jobs, and a future.  Genius is the guy who can bullshit his stupid idea into having people pump money into it even if it has no chance of ever turning a profit.  You’d think we’d have learned our lesson in the late ’90s about this, but nope, you’re still doing it (can you say Twitter?).  Genius is the guy who figures out how to repackage something worthless into something worth something (can you say Fraud?).  Genius is the guy who can sell you the perpetual motion machine because you (and by you I mean the MSM) have never bothered to learn the slightest bit about physics even tho you are a physics reporter.

That is DOOM.  And, we here at the Illuminati, have been planning this the whole time.  Propping up the idiots that make your life what it is today.  According to these beauty people, you’d be toast without them.  They’ve taken control of everything because you, my little minion, have been too busy just trying to work and have a beer.  Ah, sleeping on the job, and you get DOOMed.

The meek shall not inherit, the morons shall and have!  I dare you to be consistently wrong at work, consistently screw your job up in the worst possible way, and consistently do everything possible to lie about you not being the one responsible.  If you can keep that up for 5 years straight and not get the boot, you’re credentials are set — just come to HQ and we’ll give you your membership card.

BTW, Jim Cramer says you should buy stocks again.  He said that at 12000, 11000, 10000, 9000, 8000, 7000.  Ahh, Doom…

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Who cares what your friends are doing second by second.  If you really need to be joined at the hip to them, then you should be living with them, not stalking them with your mobile.  So who, why, what is this seemingly stupid technology for?

Republicans.  That’s right, the kings of sound byte nonsense have found their dream technology.  So, move the fuck over Dems, Independents, and whatever else you may call yourself.  You are all relegated to that blog zone where sentences and paragraphs rule the land.  Just you watch, they already love this shit, it will only get worse.  At least I won’t have to put up with paying attention to them because I’m not loading that software on any of my devices.

Now I’m going to have to get Rove’s tweets linked under this…  Or not.