The Illuminati

… the Illuminati website is back online.

We opened up membership for over a year and none of you — absolutely none of you — achieved illumination by finding our headquarters.  Some of you overly clever types looked up information from the Internet registries, dialed phone numbers, drove by addresses, sent emails, regular mails, and wasted all sorts of time that could have been better spent serving your masters.  You failed.

That doesn’t mean we’re going away.  As we promised over 5 years ago, we’re online and we’re here to stay.  So now you have to put up with our blog.

All your currency are belong to us!

And, as you can tell, the NWO is going swimingly as we prepare to launch the global “New Deal.”  Get ready for currency consolidation!  That is just one facet of our plan that is unfolding in front of your eyes.

Gordon Brown has set the stage for what promises to be the lightning adoption of our new global currency.  With the ability for the Illuminati to directly control monitary policy in every country, the NWO plan is moving into play for a 2012 arrival date.  Keep that year marked on your calendar and prepare to dump all other currency in an unprecedented move away from the Dollar as the standard bearer.