The Illuminati

Doom Doom Doom!

That’s right.  It’s time for DOOM!  This isn’t doom because consumers are spending less and probably buying things that are actually worth buying.  This isn’t doom because stocks have returned to a somewhat realistic valuation.  This isn’t your grandfathers’ doom delivered by shiny booted, goosestepping, little dudes with silly mustaches.  This is the doom that comes from a media and a bunch of “achievers” who have their heads so far up their collective tards that, well, for some reason someone is paying them money for their brilliant-ness.

If there is a clear sign that you’re fucked it is because these people are still  employed.  Until they get the boot and are sitting somewhere spending their untold amounts of stashed in foreign safe house money, you’re DOOMED.  You’ve got people who were consistently wrong for at least 5 years still doing their same job. (continue reading…)

Even the Illuminati has standards and I’m probably just getting old here, but I’ve gotten almost every Internet technology that has been around in the last 15 years right away.  I’ve evangelized most of it, but I just didn’t get Twitter.

Tweet this MoFo!

Who cares what your friends are doing second by second.  If you really need to be joined at the hip to them, then you should be living with them, not stalking them with your mobile.  So who, why, what is this seemingly stupid technology for? (continue reading…)